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Jive Machine
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 17, 2007
nething more entertaining than fat kid dance?
Yeah probably but this was sooooo funny and entertaining. It was done really well too. You could make him dance along to the beat perfectly. I found myself entertained by this for much longer than I thought. Props to the game maker. Props to dave, the fat kid, for his awesome skillzzzz. And props to me for laughing at him do the boobies move over and over. I have a sophisticated sense of humor. Yup, I do.
god bless those moobs of his :3
The Bar Pick-Up
Rated 3 / 5 stars February 10, 2007
it was okay, I guess...
I mean you got some things right, like girls wanting to dance, and incorporating her friend, but come on. THe "right" answers were really obvious and I've seen the same moves pulled before and they are so easy to see through and cheeeeesy, and they'll only work on really drunk girls. Not to mention if I told a guy no and he kept asking over and over again, constantly emphasizing the fact that he's not just trying to get into the sack (even though he so obviously is) would just seriously annoy me. and "what time should I call you tmrw"? Cool down, you just met her. This would never work on me, but I'd take the free drinks, haha.
Btw, just cuz a girl is chubby doesn't mean she's a BEHEMOTH or that she eats her young. I have chubby friends and that's just mean. It's people who talk like that who cause eating disorders and severe issues with women.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars July 21, 2008
I usually dont review...
But I like your animation and style. I didn't however like the story (or lack, thereof). And dont start saying "well its deep and you have to understand my symbols blah blah) because honestly, I understood completely what you were going for, I just found all the imagery to be very forced, and as Apathetic loser said, very pretentious. You have talent, there's no doubt, and I'd like to see more by you, just with more substance to whats actually going on in the flash. It's just my opinion.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars February 11, 2008
My friends would love this
I liked it, pretty cool. I wanted to see Snake cuz I love mgs but it's cool. I also wanted Captain FALCOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH, but ofcourse he's not in the new one so thats obviously not your bad. Other than my useless complaints, twas mighty fine.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 8, 2008
Um at first I thought it was gonna be really bad
But LONG LIVE ANONYMOUS
and long live 4chan
Quite. Amazing how something can live so long and still remain 14 years old...